Children and crewmates all across the country look up to the Cap’n to get crunchitized each mornin’. Naturally & artificially flavored Per 1 Cup: 150 calories 0.5 g sat fat (3 DV) 270 mg sodium (12 DV) 16 g total sugars. Fortified with seven essential vitamins and minerals, it provides a balanced breakfast you can feel good about serving when paired with low fat milk and fruit or a glass of 100 juice. I just couldn’t live with the shame anymore. Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries combines crunchy sweetened corn and oat biscuits with delicious fruit flavored berry shapes. “They picked a fall guy and fired ‘em for that blunder. When asked about why the decision was made to disclose the classified information to the public, the whistleblower cited the guilt they had wrestled with over the past twenty years. Do not be fooled by the false marketing tactics of Quaker Oaks Company,” said the source, who took extreme measures to conceal their identity, including a VPN and voice masking software. There be nothing accidental about what happened that day.
“There be nothing accidental about what happened that day. Unprotected by the Whistleblower Protection Act and maritime laws, the leaker confirmed that the past few weeks had been tumultuous and unpredictable ever since they shed light on the deliberate and controlled All-Berries fiasco at a Quaker Oaks mill in 1997. Unprotected by the Whistleblower Protection Act and maritime laws, the leaker confirmed that the past few weeks had been tumultuous and unpredictable ever since they shed light on the deliberate and controlled All-Berries fiasco at a Quaker Oaks mill in 1997. “Ever since I released the information to the public, it’s been nothing but high-tailing across the Seven Seas for me,” the whistleblower revealed. HAVANA - An anonymous whistleblower is now in hiding after leaking classified information to the public, revealing that the “Oops! All Berries” variation of Cap’n Crunch was not an accident at all and was in fact planned from the start. All Berries cereal contains nothing but the delicious, berry flavoured Crunch Berries, and none of the corn squares.
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